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The Second Second Date Story

So the way my father used to tell it, my parents’ second date went something like this: My father was positively smitten after his blind date with my mother, and wanting to spend as much time with her as possible made sure that the activity for date number two was an all-day event. This being [...]

Firefly in Japan, Part 13: I walked up the stairs surrounded by 100 people, but I felt alone.

A short while later, we gathered at an all you can eat Western food buffet restaurant for my farewell party. Even Shane turned up, and quickly went to the bar to order a beer. The frequent action of raising the bottle and taking a swig gave him something to do, and minutely eased the awkwardness [...]

Firefly in Japan, Part 13: “So you choose the 50,000 yen?” She said, her eyes sparkling.

I was having lunch with the hot secretary. I guess it’s rude to call her that for a long time (although maybe she doesn’t think so). Her name is Moeka. Moeka was a goddess. Every time I was feeling down or upset, or shitty about “the management”, she would know exactly the right thing to [...]

Firefly in Japan, Part 12: Getting ripped off

I was looking forward to opening my pay slip. I was especially looking forward to claiming some money back for my weekend of hell. The pain in my legs had long since worn off, but the irritation and anger at being sucked into the weekend and Shane’s awkward rebuke still simmered beneath my peaceful exterior. [...]

Firefly in Japan, Part 11: “Shane and Bill”-a-thon

I was working at a customer site doing a server build. It was a routine job, and I’d done it a number of times before. While the progress bar crawled across the screen, I looked around for people to chat with. Everyone seemed pretty busy. I sighed, and returned to watching the progress bar. It [...]

Firefly in Japan, Part 10a: I could see the “Horrible IT Mistake Feeling” gripping his body, as he turned pale white, and his throat constricted.

I logged into the server. I bounced around the hundreds of directories, while simultaneously doing 3 different searches. These files must be somewhere on this damn server. It doesn’t make sense that only some of the files are missing. I absentmindedly shook my head, as search after search came up blank. No directories called Sales, [...]

Firefly in Japan, Part 10: There is a special feeling of horror when you’re an IT person experiencing a major, major issue.

Ginza is a famous area of Tokyo, filled with very expensive designer clothes stores, expensive cars, more expensive women, and a business district. I was working at a client site in a prestigious area of Tokyo called Ginza. Two companies were coming together, and the IT systems needed to be consolidated. Bill and I went [...]

Firefly in Japan, Part 9: The air in the dojo was crisp, but tinged with the scent of body odor, pain and proper form.

It was a Thursday. Bill and I were working at the office of a clothing shop in Shibuya. I was configuring an antivirus server that would automatically deploy antivirus clients to all of the computers on the network. “Hows it going?” Bill asked, peering over my shoulder. “Yeah, it’s fine. I’m almost done. How are [...]

Firefly in Japan, Part 8: …and I’m looking forward to find more ways to screw him out of more money!!

“How about 350,000 yen?” Bill said. Shane’s eyes widened. HAHAHA ! BINGO WOOOOOOOOOO “Well, ” I pretended to muse, “That seems pretty reasonable, I think. I’m pretty sure that would allow me to do martial arts and live. It is lower than 400,000 yen, ” I redundantly pointed out. “But I would much prefer to [...]

Firefly in Japan, Part 7: Alone in my apartment at 10:45am

10:45 am. I sat on the floor in the middle of my apartment in Tokyo, listening to the crickets chirping. I shifted uncomfortably. The neighborhood seemed strangely quiet. I dimly realised this was because almost everyone was at work, being productive, contributing to society, helping clients, getting paid….. A fly buzzed around the room. I [...]