Storylog

Month: May, 2008

True things the assistant has said (davesecretary)

“She sounds hot.” – Russell “I am afraid to talk to my grandmother… my voice shakes when I talk to my grandmother.” — “I cannot wear contact lenses because I have bumps on my eyeballs.” — “I have a keychain collection. My favorite keychain is from peru.” — (When i asked her why her hand [...]

Every moment is like a minuscule eternity, and this sure was one

Time: 4:45 AM Place: M.G. Road Indore After a long day, I decided to ease off. And what could be the best way to loose the neurons than a long drive in the wee hours. I cranked up my bike and headed to the busiest road in my town which is very calm at this [...]

Déjà Blue

I was just getting ready to leave and run an errand to the post office when the phone rang and it was Kenny and he wanted me to go out with him for ice cream. His place is only like half a block away from the post office so we could meet up conveniently. I [...]

Roses in glass tubes at gas stations

I call it my social job. It being a part-time sales associate at the local Mobil station. My main job does not afford me very much contact with others. I am, for the most part, isolated from the patients, which is a good thing. My main job is working at a cancer center as a [...]

To Be Cool for One Night

Smooth. Positive. Aloof. Cool. Outgoing. Romantic. Witty. Charming. These are the words that nobody would ever use to describe me. I’ve always been a bit introverted, ever since I was a small child playing games on my Atari 2600. I’d always been the awkward child, the underdog, the unnoticed, the kid in the back of [...]

The Ex and I

Chapter I The ex and I are going along fine. We are one of the cool couples at my alma mater and senior prom is approaching. Before my senior year, I hadn’t gone to any of the dances for one of the following two reasons: A. No date-often B. Bowling Tournament out of town-occasionally So, [...]

One day in my fifth grade class

One day in my fifth grade class, Mrs. Daniels, our teacher told us that in the afternoon, a guest was going to visit our classroom. Even though I was sedated and groggy from walking to school in the heat, my eyebrows lifted at the news, followed by my head. Classroom guests were always a good [...]

I’ve got nothing

It’s 3:30 in the morning. It’s rare that I can’t sleep. Sleep is my respite, my peace, my solace. Even with the dreams that never let me rest, sleep is my rest. It’s rare that I can’t sleep. Tonight is a rare night. I turn off the alarm and walk outside. It’s a beautiful morning. [...]

Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death

I’m going to tell you what I learned about talking to dead people at The Monroe Institute (TMI) and how you can do it yourself without going there or spending money. Finally, I’ll tell you a true story of TMI weirdness, and how I changed someone’s life by becoming a psychic for a day. Why [...]