Storylog

Month: February, 2008

SugarDaddy.com: Old Dogs, New Tricks

Few things are less appetizing than a man four years my father’s junior, a dumpy, pasty, greedy-eyed man in a gray suit who says he doesn’t care to screw fat women because they’re harder to overpower, asking me over a big bowl of warm apple crisp if I like anal sex. But since he’s just [...]

Interview: Steve Wozniak, Co-Founder, Apple Computer

If any one person can be said to have set off the personal computer revolution, it might be Steve Wozniak. He designed the machine that crystallized what a desktop computer was: the Apple II. Wozniak and Steve Jobs founded Apple Computer in 1976. Between Wozniak’s technical ability and Jobs’s mesmerizing energy, they were a powerful [...]

Too Much Time

Whilst drunken theft is not normally my thing, when a group of guys are driving past a McDonalds at three in the morning and notice a Ronald McDonald statue seated on a bench out the front, what are they to do? Five minutes after grabbing some tools from the car, Ronald was riding along having [...]

Cartoons Drawn on the Back of Business Cards

[This is the cartoon that inspired the name "gapingvoid". I drew it way back when, in college.] When I first lived in Manhattan in December, 1997 I got into the habit of doodling on the back of business cards, just to give me something to do while sitting at the bar. The format stuck. All [...]

Alison (A Photo Essay)

When my daughter Alison was born, in the tradition of a new parent, I began to photograph her, initially in a separate and private body of work. However, in the process of documenting Alison’s growth, I developed a passionate interest in human relationships and capturing intimate moments in the lives of family and friends.This affected [...]

The Perfect Craigslist Girl, Or So I Thought

I saw her post. The title was eye-catching, I clicked. There were 4 photos, all of them clear, reasonably close-up, and all stunning. Beautiful face, glowing complexion, auburn hair blowing in the wind. Is that a tulip field behind her in that one? Is she on boat in this one? Blue skies, sun shining, her [...]

Donkeygate

My wife’s parents divorced when she was 6 years old. Her dad, a dentist in a small Tennessee town North of Chattanooga, was banging a 22-year-old LPN named Kristen. When my wife’s mother found out, she took her daughter and left. Eventually, she remarried. Her new husband turned out to be a perfectly nice guy, [...]

I got beat up by a woman

For those who don’t know yet, I enjoy the occasional massage. Truth be told, I hurt everywhere, scoliosis, uneven legs, arthritis. I am a 34 year old man in a 68 year old body. Of course, I have never been one to turn down the occasional ‘executive release’ one can get at a few places. [...]

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